Half-Price Heroes: The King's Biscuits
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Word Count: 64000
HPH: The King's Biscuits is a medieval fantasy comedic satire set in the bizarre Kingdom of Jimmyville. It is set to be the first book in a series of at least five books. A roughly 64,000 word first draft of the book is already complete, and I am now in the process of self-editing it to a fifth draft or higher, as well as teasing the book on my website. The first book is about a disgraced ex-captain of the guard (Sir Bullstein) as he quests for vengeance against the man who took his job... and everything else. The book is a satirical mix of what's wrong with modern society and a redefinition of overblown classical fantasy tropes. What results, I hope, is a comedic jaunt into a world where cultists worship vegetables and food-based deities are revered.